(Source: lalondes)

watateas:

I made myself a party hat for this very purpose.

drparisa:

soulparticle:

Grand Theft Venice

#i then boated around the city belting out that’s amore

WHEN YOUR BOAT GETS SHANGAIED BY A WEIRD HOODED GUY,

THAT’S AMORE

causally:

YOU WANNA GO *gives you flowers* ON A DATE

(Source: causally-archive)

Pros of dating me: I can cosplay your OTP with you.

furbearingbrick:

beanie-weenies:

furbearingbrick:

I will forever think of the daffodil as the Noot Noot Flower

I f uck ning hat e you so mu ch

*diabolical laughter*

hi:

thegreatviino:

canyoudefinethis:

heyfunniest:

Pokemon irl 

NO FUCKING WAY

I NEED THIS FOR 2K!

this is the only type of exercise i would voluntarily do ever

edating:

kinda weird that u can think about someone as much as u want and they have no idea

aqua:

mikustache:

I cannot wait for those cisphobic, heterophobic asses to have kids.

and they end up having a straight cis male child

haha

damn my child has fundamental human rights and is going to live a life free of oppression what a kick in the balls what a truly terrible thing 2 wish on someone

My sister started doing vine pranks and I honestly fear for my life